Short and simple to start the day?

A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who


had moved his restaurant to a new spot in town. The restaurant owner had been sent a funeral wreath along with a card that read: SINCEREST SYMPATHIES. The florist realized that he must have mixed up two orders and shuddered to think of the flowers that should have gone to the


restaurant man.He had sent to the funeral a clover design of


red roses across which was a bright green ribbon bearing the


inscription: BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.

Short and simple to start the day?
Old one.. but still funny
Reply:I've heard this one before but still good
Reply:lol...thats cute......
Reply:"In your new home." Would be so much funnier.